Here's your sign!!!!!!!!!

SO -

No baby this month.

Actually, no big deal.

For some reason, I'm really not that devastated this month.

There's a lot of other things going on so I guess that's why.

Between work being so busy, working extra shifts, the construction on the house and nine million other things, can't say I've really had a lot of time to think about it this month.



Moving on...

Today the three bastards children who took the liberty of robbing my home went to court.

The date was again extended.

Get real people.

You found my jewelry on his bedroom nightstand.

Since I didn't leave it there after a night out with him, hint .. hint...HE STOLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean seriously.

How many extensions do they need.

Just plead God damn it.

So I can get my hands on them.

And I mean that in the most loving way.



The painter should be here sometime this week to paint the ceilings and the exterior trim on the house.

I can't wait.

When I bought the house, I painted all the walls myself, but not the ceilings.

The are in desperate need of bright white.



At work, they have what they think of as initiatives to employees to do there job well. They have an employee, doctor and volunteer of the month program.

Here's my thought on that.

IT'S YOUR JOB!

You're supposed to earn your paycheck each week.

I have a proposal.

Here it goes.

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!

And they should have to wear a sign.

Post their pictures in the lobby.

Let everyone know...HE/SHE WAS ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!

Just a suggestion.

Which brings me back to my old adage.

You should be able to shoot one a day.

And God knows I have my co-worker already picked out.

But you know, I think she's gonna do herself in, in short time.

I mean really, you can only pull off the fucking idiot routine for so long before people are ready to string you up.

And the winner of asshole of the month is.......

Stupidity is the number one qualification.